Cool Sayings and Quotes

 

 

•           The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

• A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it.

• Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

• He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches

• Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

• It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

• Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

• I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

 

• Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

• If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

• Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

• Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

• A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

• That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…

• It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

• A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

• Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

• To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give.

• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

• Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.

• The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

• If you want truly to understand something, try to change it.

• Be of use, but don’t be used.

• Winners never quit and quitters never win.

• When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it.

• Why is abbreviation such a long word ?

• Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

• Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

• A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

• Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

• Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far.

• I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

• It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

• God is clever, but not dishonest.

• A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

• To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

• They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little.

• To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

• Remember that time is money.

• Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.

• Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

• If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory.

• Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.

• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

• Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

• Fish and visitors smell in three days.

• Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

• A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns.

• Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

• I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them.

• Pressure makes diamonds.

• Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

• The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

• You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

• Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.

• Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and sometimes it is bad, but in the end it is over.

• One thing I can give and still keep: my word.

•  A man without ambition like a bird flying without directions”